aro-allo:

*checks the “i am not a robot” captcha box with a sense of profound sadness*

butch-babe:

all butches and studs and gnc women need your love and support and appreciation, not just the ones you find attractive ok

girl-in-the-hitops:

striders:

Hey is the build a bear employee supposed to force us to jump up and down or are we getting hazed

as a build-a-bear employee it is my honor to happily inform you that we get to make everyone do whatever the fuck we want during a heart ceremony. jump to get that heart beating. rub that heart to your knees so your furry friend always needs you. rub it to your toes so it’s totally awesome! shake it up so it’s got enough energy to hang out with you all day! close your eyes, make a wish, and give it a kiss you helpless motherfucker

blagdogs-tveiter-tot:

wunderhorntanz:

gothhabiba:

ah yes, my favourite foreign language feel, “I know what all of those words mean individually but not together like that”

not to forget its twin “i know (roughly) what you’re saying, but what are those words?”

Plus the secret triplet “I managed to get your drift but I don’t know how to answer you”.

shakescene:

shakescene:

my mom, turning up “we will rock you”: football babey!

me, internally: straight people think they understand queen which is cute

it’s gay pride darling

revlansa:

“These people who mean the world to each other and hate each other but love each other, and it’s all wrapped up together.” Noelle Stevenson, creator of She-ra and the Princesses of Power

butches-get-smooches:

A monster girl: (is judged by everyone for their unusual appearance without getting to know them, has low self esteem because no one wants to be her friend, assumed to be violent and dangerous due to factors they can’t control)

Me, a trans girl: definitely nothing relatable here haha nope never been there… why would i like monster girls it’s definitely just the muscles…

bixbiboom:

startrekislgbt:

Brooklyn 99 Star Trek!AU where Holt and Kevin are a human x vulcan couple but the running gag is that no one knows who is the human and who is the vulcan.

macklemorehentai:

baearth:

dippednv8splash:

hellaween:

communication is the foundation

Where are they going? What are they saying?

I don’t even care they just sound so beautiful

they are singing s traveling song

killuaaa-zoldyck:

I Liked Having Titties On My Dash

Originally posted by corredordelaberintos

persepnohe:

weremouse:

persepnohe:

Fred and George would have been in slytherin if Rowling didn’t hate slytherins so much and that’s that on that

they most certainly would not have been they had about as much ambition as a walnut

they’re undeniable geniuses and they opened a joke shop for christssake if they were gonna be in another house it would be hufflepuff

But they really do have so much ambition?? Like it was their life goal to open a joke shop, and throughout their Hogwarts years they built and perfected their products with the skills they learned during school, and would often test their products on themselves so as to make sure they were safe.

Their one goal was to open a joke shop, and they worked hard to make their products.

So idk what type of walnuts you’ve encountered, my guy, but that’s ambition

thecuckoohaslanded:

timetravelonion:

I dont know what to say. I’m at a ,’ , |,’_’ for words